We have determined, in the absence of a response from our firecracker of a property manager, that we need only the tools below to get ourselves well on the way toward a hot meal:

Somehow I doubt that our property manager has to go to such measures to light her own stove, but hard times call for hard choices, and we cannot live on cold salads alone. Besides, who really needs an ignition button when they’re packing an Aim’N’Flame?